Date: Wednesday, 4/20/2030
Subject: Timothy Fitch learns new position
Timothy Fitch has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "5" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 4/21/2030
Subject: Richard Starkey is sick...
Diagnosis: Infected Lymph Node.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 5 days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2030
Subject: Status of Fidel Moya
Dear Sir,
Fidel Moya isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Beverly Hills Batz!
He has an AVG of .215, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2030
Subject: Status of Rodney Walraven
Dear Sir,
Rodney Walraven shouldn't play at AA Beverly Hills Batz!
He has an AVG of .229 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/2/2030
Subject: Status of David Molinar
Dear Sir,
David Molinar shouldn't play at AA Beverly Hills Batz!
He has an AVG of .247 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/3/2030
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/10/2030
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 5/23/2030
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
David Trumbull
Date: Monday, 5/23/2030
Subject: Progress of Timothy Hawkins
Dear Sir,
Timothy Hawkins is doing pretty good at AA Beverly Hills Batz!
He has an ERA of 2.78, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/24/2030
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Art Vandelay
Date: Sunday, 5/29/2030
Subject: Status of Cruz Ocerin
Dear Sir,
Cruz Ocerin has an ERA of 6.45 at AA Beverly Hills Batz.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/11/2030
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 6/13/2030
Subject: Walter Sobchak
Walter Sobchak is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 6/30/2030
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Roland Taormina
Date: Saturday, 7/9/2030
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Carl Spackler
Date: Thursday, 7/14/2030
Subject: Status of Oscar Erazo
Dear Sir,
Oscar Erazo shouldn't play at AA Beverly Hills Batz!
He has an AVG of .247 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 7/18/2030
Subject: Walter Sobchak healing process
Walter Sobchak is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 7/20/2030
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Nathan Gingras
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