Date: Tuesday, 4/5/2030
Subject: Edward Vue failed learning new position
Edward Vue doesn't seem to make
any progress learning his new position, Catcher.
I would give up this experiment before his hitting suffers.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2030
Subject: Progress of Patrick Lemons
Dear Sir,
Patrick Lemons has nothing more to prove at A Indiana Redsteppers!
He has an AVG of .369 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2030
Subject: Status of Ben Gay
Dear Sir,
Ben Gay shouldn't play at AA Woonsocket Wrenches!
He has an AVG of .181 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/9/2030
Subject: Tow Mater
Tow Mater is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 5/26/2030
Subject: Progress of Bill Lovelady
Dear Sir,
Bill Lovelady is hitting the ball well at AA Woonsocket Wrenches!
He has an AVG of .286, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/27/2030
Subject: Status of Winry Rockbell*
Dear Sir,
Winry Rockbell* has an ERA of 5.96 at AA Woonsocket Wrenches.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/29/2030
Subject: Progress of Shawn Jamieson
Dear Sir,
Shawn Jamieson has nothing more to prove at AA Woonsocket Wrenches!
He has an AVG of .290 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/31/2030
Subject: Tommy Thumbody
Tommy Thumbody is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 6/1/2030
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Tomas Gonzales
Date: Monday, 6/6/2030
Subject: Smudge Wilson
Smudge Wilson is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 6/8/2030
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
William Deforest
Date: Thursday, 6/9/2030
Subject: Smudge Wilson
Smudge Wilson is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 6/19/2030
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Lee Yelle
Date: Sunday, 6/26/2030
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Ziggy Stardust
Date: Monday, 7/11/2030
Subject: Closer?
Manager,
I would like to let you know that I
want to be your regular closer! I would do a good job!
Regards,
Smudge Wilson
Date: Friday, 7/15/2030
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Bud Weiser
Date: Friday, 7/22/2030
Subject: Progress of Money Shott
Dear Sir,
Money Shott has an ERA of 3.09 at AA Woonsocket Wrenches!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
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